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Comment: Re:Bigger Markets (Score 0, Troll) 98

by DNS-and-BIND (#49151393) Attached to: Google Reverses Stance, Allows Porn On Blogger After Backlash
There are whole huge swathes of blogspot.com that are tranny porn and the like. Not surprised they claimed it as 'identity' or whatever. I mean, their entire identity is sexual. I like sex too but damn it doesn't define me as a person. We all have other interests outside the ol' bedroom. How'd we get into Google fiber?

Comment: Re:Remember Thalidomide (Score 1) 76

by DNS-and-BIND (#49150931) Attached to: Banned Weight-loss Drug Could Combat Liver Disease, Diabetes
INT. RORITOR BUILDING BOARD ROOM
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Well, Ive been working on a thing. It's, uh, sorta like Stummies.
DON: Go on. I like what I hear.
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: It's exactly like Stummies.
DON: And the twist is?
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: It's a much bigger pill.
DON: I like a lot. Is it ready for production?
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Yes sir, it's ready to go.
DON: Yeah, have there been any side effects?
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST Yes sir, a few side effects.
NATALIE: Well that's OK. As long as there's no flipper babies, right Don?

Everyone LAUGHS.
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Well, there have been a few flipper babies.

CUT TO:

INT. RORITOR BUILDING HALLWAY/ELEVATOR
Marv and Chris are coming out of the elevator. The Big Stummies Scientist is is hysterical and is being carried away by two security guards.
BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: AHHH! It was only a couple of flipper babies!

Comment: Re:Sounds good (Score 1) 590

by DNS-and-BIND (#49131781) Attached to: Republicans Back Down, FCC To Enforce Net Neutrality Rules
What should you do with people whose belief systems you cannot stand? Tolerate them? Or ostracize them?

Isn't it easier when the intolerable beliefs are all on your side? Then you can insist that others accept you, while feeling self-righteous all the time. However, the moment that someone else barges into your kumbaya scene, you feel not the least bit tolerant towards their opinions. Funny how that works, isn't it?

Comment: Re:Interesting question on time... (Score 0) 224

by DNS-and-BIND (#49116089) Attached to: 100 Years of Chemical Weapons

At this point, as US citizen, I'm much more concerned about what the US government does both abroad and at home (including stuff like supporting a repressive Saudi Arabia, other actions abroad that make terrorist blowback more likely, domestic cage-like "free speech zones", domestic rulings saying border patrols can operate in a constitution-ignoring way up to 100 miles inland, etc.)

You right-wing fuckbags are always calling for less government. Guess what? Nobody fucking cares about your precious constitution. Your opposition to Obama is just racism. America is going to change and you're not going to like it one bit. Get used to it.

Comment: Re:Unprofessional (Score 0) 261

by DNS-and-BIND (#49110499) Attached to: Linux Kernel Switching To Linux v4.0, Coming With Many New Addons
The reason that professionals don't let it get under their skin is that these foreigners didn't choose their names. Software projects do choose their own names, and those names are frequently either puerile or embarrassing. They are rightfully ridiculed and the open source community should have learned by now that names matter.

Comment: Re:interesting application (Score 1) 57

by DNS-and-BIND (#49109251) Attached to: Iran Allows VPNs To Make Millions In Profit

I love how you totally neglect to mention the fact that the Islamic Republic of Iran (its correct name) is a functioning fascist theocracy. It is ruled by Muslim religious leaders. That's why it's so wildly unpopular worldwide. That's why young people need VPNs to get out to the world.

Maybe this is all a message from the world to Iran that they need to change their thinking. Being trade embargoed is like putting a child in time-out. What did you do wrong, and why are you in time-out? Stop calling the other children The Great Satan (seriously, that's their official name for USA in official government reports).

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?

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