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In the not-too-distant future --
Next Sunday, A.D. --
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into spaaaaaaaaace......
...on what it's an image OF.
Am I the only person imagining genitalia icons?
You're a coder who's written hundreds of thousands of lines of code, but you don't know how to start learning a new programming language?
I suspect there's someone out there, tasked with supporting some of these "hundreds of thousands of lines," who is cursing your name and your sorry-ass programming skills, right now.
I'm 41, an "old" programmer, and consider this question so stupid it's embarrassing.