I thought I was bad at running a joke out too long. The humour on this ran out at about 8:30 this morning. A few stories of this would have been acceptable, not pages of it. It's like people posting all day on Facebook that they are pregnant; it's just not that funny.

I usually try to stay offline as much as possible and avoid all unnecessary human interaction on this day. Most of the crap that people do isn't even funny; it is just annoying.

I filed in late January and they told me at that time that the IRS wasn't accepting education credit submissions until late February and would delay refunds for about 2 months. Interesting that they now come out and say it was a software glitch.

If life gave you lemons, find someone whom life gave Vodka to and party!

If I've fallen asleep at Ozzfest because of exhaustion after hours on end spent in a mosh pit, and could stay asleep even with bass rattling my teeth and my internal organs, I'm sure these guys could fall asleep after a few days even with "loud" music on.

Heh. A family member of mine is named Madeline and when we tried to use that as her first name when registering for hotmail like 8 years ago it said the name was "inappropriate". Go Microsoft.

Just remember to use the BCC line. I think it's hilarious when people send out email lists like that. I would also say to mail it compliantly, but the mail gets filtered if you're Can-Spam Compliant, so just do whatever. There's nothing wrong with a little mail.