Because people come to the comments section of every SJW article and make the same shrill rants. It's easy flamebait and gets way more page views than an actual "news for nerds" topic.
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Now you tell me! And I've been wasting all this time stealing underpants!
Perhaps "wouldn't mind" is the wrong word.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
We get it, NSA. You're going to break into my computer, spy on everything I do, 24/7, keep me under your microscope. For "national security." Got it. But as long as you're fucking me in the ass...Jesus Christ could you nail the assholes who are holding schools for ransom? Do the whole "at least the trains run on time" thing?
(I know Mussolini's trains didn't, but...try.)
No, no mockery implied. I actually am Catholic and believe in the fairy tales.
My question was rhetorical, though. Non-believers, like most of
They should have called it the "GOD GUNS JESUS THE BIBLE AMERICA FUCK YEAH" bill.
And no I'm not going to try to make up an acronym expansion for that.
There are exists to the N, E, and S. There is a bears here.
To be honest, I just don't know if most apps are worth paying for.
I recently switched to Android and wanted to make an app, mostly for fun. But I wasn't sure what I wanted to make. I can't think of any needs I have from my phone that I don't already have met, and I don't want to make a game. I browsed through the Play store looking for inspiration. Maybe I'd see something that would spark an idea, or would make me think "it would be fun to develop a free version of that."
Nothing. I scrolled through hundreds of apps. Didn't find a single one I'd want to use, let alone develop.
Perhaps I'm just unimaginative, and I'm the the patent clerk who quit because "everything good's been invented." But I didn't see a thing I wanted.
Also doesn't help that 50% of the apps are "social," which translates to "we'll rape all your personal information and sell it for malicious purposes."
Yeah, you know who takes criticism great? Baby Boomers.
Oh wait, no, they're narcissists completely full of their own shit.
But those Gen-Xers!
No wait, they're precious snowflakes, too.
Really, can you show me a group of people who does handle criticism well?
Google and FaceBook give you "free" services but take it out of your ass. So yes, you're whoring yourself out to them for cheap.
But with Uber you're still paying for the service. They're not going to start giving you free rides in exchange for mining your data. So you're still getting fucked, but you're paying them for the privilege. That's not a john, either. The john pays for it, but he wants the fuckening.
Is there a word for that even? Where you pay somebody and they unwelcomingly shag you? Only thing I can think of is "taxpayer."
Absolutely. The people are wonderful, the climate's amazing, the country is beautiful. And oh, ho ho, the sheep, the sheep! The sexiest little fluffy...WOMEN I MEANT WOMEN!
Two words: Drop bears.
If it can think for itself and have its own opinions, ever think it might just not like you?
Assume the Bible is true. How much do you like your Creator? You been doing a good job serving His divine will lately?
1) Souls are magic.
2) Quantum mechanics is spooky.
3) Ergo, quantum computers are alive. Ya know, because of the quantums.
You forgot "vacuum metastability event."
I've always wondered where Mr. Fusion's boiler and turbine were.