Yes, Butt "pussy" is the type of pussy when there is no womens.

Bonus: Protects turkey from mind control rays!

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
it's the freakiest show
take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show

Is there life on Mars?

It's silly because everyone has already stockpiled 2000 years of twinkies... OBVIOUSLY.

This is an incorrect statement.

Simple, Bill Clinton isn't a person... hes a sex machine. Awwweee yaaahhhh

It's inevitable to have a two party system. NDP is moving more to the right, and Liberals are moving more to the left. Eventually we'll have the Liberal Democratic party vs the Conservatives. In Quebec it'll be LD vs BQ as Quebec hates the Tories (and frankly they are addicted to the handouts from the rest of Canada)

Green party is going nowhere and never will, It's policies will be adopted by the NDP before NDP and Liberals merge.

I think this is really too bad, because our version of democracy is based on individual ridings. I really hate that people think they are electing a prime minister (they are electing a member of parliament to represent them to the House of Commons).

But you do look Canadian. Hands above your head, alien scum, we're sending you back to your igloo!

The Que looked fucking awesome. I was rather distraught when they canceled it (and bought a kindle dx graphite).

Actually, the unwritten contract is that "if facebook becomes too unpleasant to use, I will stop giving facebooks my valuable data"

AKA if they change things so much that I find it annoying to use (or cant figure it out period), I'll stop using it. Since Timeline, I expect that my usage has had a significant drop as I no longer can "use" a lot of the features I once did. Specifically there were a few fan-pages I attended at least 3 or 4 times an evening that I don't use at all now because I cant figure out how to use these pages for chatting with other fans with this timeline thing.

It's not that I dont use facebook anymore, it's just that I use it less, and im more focused in what I do with it.

Because she is a Christian voting for Obama, or because she is party-line voter voting against her party line, or because she is a party-line voting Christian.

Let me guess... all three.

This has been a case study in ad-hominem attacks. Thank you for reading.

Now that you mention it... why doesn't Neil DeGrasse Tyson run for President? I mean, he can explain the tides; a phenomenon previously only describable by gods!

This article made me watch Donnie Darko

Joe Pesci would be an awesome Frodo.

"What theh fuck. My size fucking funny to you? Am I a fucking Halfling or something? You know what? Fuck you!
Here's what were gonna do kay? We're gonna take this fucking ring; and we're gonna SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING SAURON THROAT!"