How about the latest Facebook tracking option.
It's called ALLforALL:
10:50:09: Breathed in.
10:50:14: Breathed out.
10:50:24: Noticed cat sleeping on chair.
10:50:32: Wind stirring leaves outside house. Temp 71 degrees.
10:51:02: Sun came out from behind cloud.
10:51:12: Had dalliance with Greek heiress
10:51:34: Cleared throat.
10:51:49: Rear section of Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (UARS) just crashed through house.
10:52:59: Cat now awake.
--from Thinking Out Loud, http://marperl.blogspot.com/