I kind of liked Tumblr. Not that I ever felt the need to sign up for an account.

Come on! I'm making popcorn.

It's big and ugly and it needs to be teathered to a phone...It's like strapping a RIM Playbook on your wrist!

I only wear a watch on my days off. I can't stand having one on when I'm working, but I suppose if most of your work revolves around talking and some light typing then a watch is a perfectly reasonable thing to wear.

Because every byte is sacred,
Every byte is great!
If a byte gets wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the user spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each byte that can't be found.

Every byte is wanted,
Every byte is good.
Every byte is needed,
In your neighborhood.

I'm settling in for a reality TV marathon.

After all, freedom of culture should include freedom from culture.

Who said anything about money being evil? To me owning it is a great comfort and lack of it a great pain, but beyond that feeling of security, to get the things that make life worth living it is next to useless. At least that is my experience.

There are plenty of serfs and slaves in the world today. But they have dark skin and live far away from you so it's easy to pretend that they don't exist. A thousand or so were crushed in Bangladesh less than a month ago. You may have heard about it.

Don't you mean billions of dollars? If you're going to pull figures out of your ass you might as well go big.

Ah Alcatel. 27000 patents and not one usable product.

Because money is all that matters in life. Got it.

But I love dead trees! Most of my furniture is dead trees and I'm not personally trucking my new table to my residence thank you very much.

Rules over common sense. This is why we can't have nice things.

Does it have a red button?

I for one welcome our new cowardly infantery overlords. They can join the heroic drone pilots bravely risking life and limb on their daily commute to Langley so they can keep the world safe from goat herds and wedding parties.