Whenever I have eggs and caffeine it upsets my bowels.

Are you the parent of said eight year olds?

This is Australia. It is like turning off the cameras in a prison.

It is hard to comprehend how someone can be for more restrictions on individuals' liberties but be considered less authoritarian.

Swift Key has the arrow keys.

I can type well over 30 wpm using the Swift Key on screen keyboard on my phone which is faster than a fair amount of people using a regular keyboard on a PC. I am not some sort of freak with my fingers, the predictive software is just that good.

The big problem with pesticide resistant crops isn't that the are genetically modified, it is that they use a ton of pesticide on them. The people eating them get more pesticide in their system. Pesticide is not something you want to eat.

I am getting 19 ms in 11 hops from Minnesota.

I'm going to have my pet rabbit run the mill while I do the shooting.

I actually do the opposite with my computer related purchases. I check Newegg for reviews then check if it is on Amazon. I'm a prime member so I get free 2 day shipping.
I have never seen anything on Newegg for cheaper than it is on Amazon. They are almost always the same price unless it is from a third party vendor. Amazon actively checks prices on other sites and matches them, just like the big brick and mortar stores do with each other. Newegg does the same thing and typically matches prices from TigerDirect, Amazon, and other competitors.

We should hold off judgment until we have analyzed more colonies. This could be the North Korea of ant colonies and the others could have more affluent and free societies.

Motorola does with the Razr and Razr Max.

I would like a credit card sized phone so it can fit in my wallet.

As someone who carries his phone in his pocket instead of his purse I disagree.

Impossible. If you reach 30 you become a powerful wizard and would have no need to perform petty labor.