Cats are aresholes though - they'll indicate cancer out of spite just because someone petted them the wrong way. Their written reports are also entirely indecipherable.
Yeah yeah, whatever.
People actually use them medicinally? I always assumed it was BDSM masquerading under semi-legitimacy.
That's OK, because they won't need your trust. They'll just shoot you in the face repeatedly with their cached weapons until they've got the tech working again, and then use it to conquer by force.
Surely you only need enough to get it to melt?
It would seem the fix for that is to address the flaws in tax law, rather than screw up research for the benefit of humanity.
Surely when they spin off a company, that will happen automatically through corporation tax?
A dishwasher isn't about cleaning the dishes. It's about one less source of arguments over who has to do them. From that perspective, they're invaluable for improving domestic relations.
Model M is cheap spongey rubbish compared to the model F.
I was envisaging more Knightrider, less gay porno.
Someone needs to use this tech to make fake nixies, they'd look great.
So stop crowing, it means you've already won the game of eyes
He probably made the mistake of reading the Slashdot comments section. That would rapidly lead to the conclusion that programmers are know-nothing egomaniacs.
Pff, a model M? Puny. Real women uses Model Fs.
Convenient that Saturn has a magnetic field, then.