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Comment: Futurama sucks more than Linux (Score -1, Flamebait) 259

by linustorvaldsisaturd (#28279377) Attached to: Comedy Central Confirms 26 New Futurama Episodes
Linux just isn't ready for the desktop yet. It may be ready for the web servers that you nerds use to distribute your TRON fanzines and personal Dungeons and Dragons web-sights across the world wide web, but the average computer user isn't going to spend months learning how to use a CLI and then hours compiling packages so that they can get a workable graphic interface to check their mail with, especially not when they already have a Windows machine that does its job perfectly well and is backed by a major corporation, as opposed to Linux which is only supported by a few unemployed nerds living in their mother's basement somewhere. The last thing I want is a level 5 dwarf (haha) providing me my OS.

Comment: Re:Oh (Score 0) 116

by linustorvaldsisaturd (#28270573) Attached to: GPS Shoes For Alzheimer's Patients

Exactly, my grandma who was Alzheimer's was notorious for doing just that walking around the assisted living facility in nothing but her underwear, tough deal Alzheimer's is...

And unfortunately those of us working in that facility had to see the horror that was your grandma's gray-haired bush bursting out of her underwear.

Comment: Linux is why the Hubble Telescope failed (Score -1, Troll) 102

by linustorvaldsisaturd (#28269899) Attached to: Measuring the Hubble Constant Better
Linux just isn't ready for the space telescope yet. It may be ready for the web servers that you nerds use to distribute your TRON fanzines and personal Dungeons and Dragons web-sights across the world wide web, but the average space telescope user isn't going to spend months learning how to use a CLI and then hours compiling packages so that they can get a workable graphic interface to check the stars with, especially not when they already have a Windows space telescope that does its job perfectly well and is backed by a major corporation, as opposed to Linux which is only supported by a few unemployed nerds living in their mother's basement somewhere. The last thing I want is a level 5 dwarf (haha) providing me my OS.

Comment: Linus Torvalds is a turd burglar (Score -1, Flamebait) 527

by linustorvaldsisaturd (#28269083) Attached to: Comcast Intercepts and Redirects Port 53 Traffic
Linux just isn't ready for the desktop yet. It may be ready for the web servers that you nerds use to distribute your TRON fanzines and personal Dungeons and Dragons web-sights across the world wide web, but the average computer user isn't going to spend months learning how to use a CLI and then hours compiling packages so that they can get a workable graphic interface to check their mail with, especially not when they already have a Windows machine that does its job perfectly well and is backed by a major corporation, as opposed to Linux which is only supported by a few unemployed nerds living in their mother's basement somewhere. The last thing I want is a level 5 dwarf (haha) providing me my OS.

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