Shifty Alien: This is Z Ray.
Fry: Is it like an X Ray?
Shifty Alien: Yes, but is better, is Z.
[Bender aims Z Ray at Fry's pants]
Fry: Ow, my sperm!
[Bender pushes button again]
Fry: Well, it didn't hurt that time.
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family.