Ah, the redneck approach!
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, public health, and decimation, what have the Romans ever done for us?
There's money to be made burying corpses! Yihaa!
Are those your eyes or are those NSA's?
I just bought a 3D printer to print my own inkjet cartridges!
who they're trying to impress
Larry Wall, obviously!
Noooooo, that would give a completely different meaning to http://www.catb.org/jargon/htm..., poor ESR would have to rewrite the jargon file!
OB www.explainxkcd.com, It's 'cause you're dumb
Knight Templars from Outer Space!
Here you are: "It's like mayonnaise left out on the roof of your car. The surface will crust over, but the inside of the clump still looks like mayonnaise,"
Aren't you confusing IT with high speed pizza delivery?
Let's call them "Elder Things" then!
Mine are labelled as "Contains Precious Bodily Fluids (and there's nothing wrong with them)".