Wow, cloud computing is becoming more reliable then ever!
He did shoot himself in the back of the head! http://blog.al.com/live/2012/08/arkansas_police_video_leads_to.html
I believe you mean Kepler, not Fermi, in the story title.
"I might look at the specs a bit but frankly I couldn't tell you what processor is in the one I currently have." Oh my god, people like this are on Slashdot?!
Geez, who needs a screen that's at least 10"? I mean, WEP cracking doesn't take up that much space!