Please elaborate on every Presidential election you've voted in and who you voted for. I'll go first -- primary vote in parens.
1996: (Phil Gramm) Bob Dole
2000: (George W. Bush) George W. Bush
2004: (didn't vote, as I signed a petition to try and get Nader on the ballot as a giant "Fuck You" to Democrats) George W. Bush
2008: (Fred Thompson) John McCain
2012: (Rick Perry) Mitt Romney