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Comment: Re:Little disturbing (Score 1) 491

by kid_wonder (#46569761) Attached to: How Satellite Company Inmarsat Tracked Down MH370

I hear ya. But let me ask you this - are the insurance companies going to pay life insurance claims based on the evidence being used to make this announcement?

I'm not saying they need to find bodies, but appearing to simply rely on this new data analysis just feels wrong. The way I read this was that, based on this new analysis the plane was in the southern corridor and based on that "ping arc" they were not near land. Therefore everyone is dead.

I mean, that is my point. I am not saying the analysis is wrong, just that it felt weird to me that they announced all were lost due to that piece of information. Do you really tell family members that everyone is dead without having found wreckage? That just struck me as, at the very least, poor PR timing and at worst trying to sweep all of this away.

asmkm22 makes a good point, the Malaysian government is probably not used to the pressure of criticism and they just want this over with. Which, if true, makes this deplorable conduct.

Comment: Re:That guy... (Score 1) 112

He is good at what he does, and I can't figure it out either

1. Comes up with believable (albeit conspiratorial) story lines railing against government and big industry, and that you have proof
2. Say your business model is a protection against intrusive government and industry
3. Profit???

Comment: Had this conversation a million times... (Score 4, Funny) 505

by kid_wonder (#42451621) Attached to: Trip To Mars Could Damage Astronauts' Brains

Me: "Here's a pen dad, sign the picture for them"
Dad: "Why do they want my signature?"
Me: "You were an astronaut when you were younger, you went to the moon"
Dad: "What?"
Me: "Yes, you went to the moon."
Dad: "We've been to the moon? That is amazing!!!"
Me: "Yes Dad, and *you* have been to the moon"
Dad: "*I've* been to the moon?!?"
Me: "Absolutely, see that picture you are signing? That is you"
Dad: "OK. Why am I signing this?"
Me: "Your were an astronaut when you were younger, you went to the moon" ...

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+ - Researchers Convert Phones into Secret Listening Devices->

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CowboyRobot writes "Columbia University grad student Ang Cui demonstrated how networked printers and phones can be abused by attackers. "The attack I demonstrated is caused by the multiple vulnerabilities within the syscall interface of the CNU [Cisco Native Unix] kernel," Cui tells Dark Reading. "It is caused by the lack of input validation at the syscall interface, which allows arbitrary modification of kernel memory from userland, as well as arbitrary code execution within the kernel. This, in turn, allows the attacker to become root, gain control over the DSP [Digital Signal Processor], buttons, and LEDs on the phone. The attack I demonstrated patches the existing kernel and DSP in order to carry out stealthy mic exfiltration.""
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Comment: Re:Dental History Lesson (Score 1) 783

by kid_wonder (#42147823) Attached to: UK Government Mandates the Teaching of Evolution As Scientific Fact

Ah, one more thing we introduced to Europe: personal hygiene ... it's a work in progress, I suppose

Naturally crooked teeth are not unhealthy.

It's only unhealthy when your wife's lower bicuspid is lacerating my penis. Hey-oooo!

Obviously Americans are full of their own ideas of what is normal and correct, and we all get to hear about it :)

Yep. Suck it losers. Go have some tea, spell color wrong, add e's to the end of words that don't need it and think you have not been conquered by McDonald's and Coca-Cola. My advice? Buy bigger pants, you're gonna need 'em after you get done shoving our culture down your throat and washing it down with liquid America.

You guys are so *cute* when you get all proud and stuff!

Comment: Re:You shouldn't have to mandate this (Score 4, Funny) 783

by kid_wonder (#42143443) Attached to: UK Government Mandates the Teaching of Evolution As Scientific Fact

Well, it's all the brits fault to begin with.
You *had* to have your stupid tea tax didn't you? See how silly that sounds now?
Yeah, now look at you. McDonalds on every corner, getting fat and fundamentalist.
Look at what you have wrought.
I could have been a nice, loyal, queen-loving, crooked-teeth-having, meat-pie eating subject, but noooooo you had to be a tough guy.

Thanks England!

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