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Journal Journal: Evil Bezeq Man

To the tune of Secret Agent Man

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There's an old retired army ranger
Who comes and installs phone lines for strangers
But with every move he makes
A DSL he breaks
I hope he's not coming here tomorrow

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he's gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

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Be careful of the cables that you find
An active cable hides a working line
Be careful what you drill
Or you'll take a nasty spill
I hope he's not coming here tomorrow

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he's gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

doo de doo
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(guitar solo)

Splitting DSL lines on one day,
Drilling through the ceiling the next day,
But he let the wires slip,
The Rosh Kollel he did trip,
Odds are he's not coming here tomorrow.

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he's gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

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(fade)

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd run out of air to push against.

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