Now it's "I just need web and email.". Next month it'll be "Sound would be nice.". Then you'll be bitching "Damn we need support for youtube and flickr up in this bitch.". Then you'll say "Can we get a fucking IM client and some printer support? It's 2010!".
Ultra mobile / webtop / nettop / netbook / whatever is retarded.
except.... my eeepc has sound (amarok), flickr and youtube (firefox + flash) and an IM client (pidgin). so, maybe you're retarded?