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Comment: Nightmare (Score 5, Funny) 296

by jomama717 (#43483833) Attached to: In Iceland, Tap Cellphones To Avoid Incest
"I awoke in a daze - sticky, smelling of stale alcohol, only imagining that her head would hurt as badly as mine when she finally awoke.  Vague memories of drinks, friends, laughter, and sex.  Lots of sex.  As I picked my pants up off the floor, my cell phone fell from the pocket and by some cruel twist of fate tapped her cell phone lying nearby..."

+ - Scientists Unravel Mysteries to Spider Silk Strength Using Lasers

Submitted by Anonymous Coward
An anonymous reader writes "They may be creepy and crawly, but spiders produce some of the world's strongest material: silk. Weight for weight, spider silk is five times as strong as piano wire. Now, scientists at Arizona Statue University have announced that they have found a way to obtain a wide variety of elastic properties of the silk of several intact spiders' webs using a sophisticated laser light scattering technique."
Apple

+ - Apple has a new porn problem->

Submitted by adeelarshad82
adeelarshad82 writes "Twitter's new iOS-only app, Vine, was prominently featured by Apple as an "Editor's Pick" in its App Store the day it launched. However, given Apple's policies for adult content, they may have rushed the whole thing since this past Sunday, a number of news outlets ran stories covering the rise of easily-accessible pornography on the new video sharing app. As Joshua Topolsky explains, the situation draws even more attention to the vague and sometimes confusing rules of Apple's App Store guidelines, and more clearly showcases the sporadic and often unusual criteria the iPhone-maker uses to decide the fates of applications. So it will be interesting to see how Apple handles this given that they've never been shy about banning similarly racy apps in the past."
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Comment: Re:Else ifs - yuck (Score 2) 399

by jomama717 (#42596809) Attached to: <em>Doom 3</em> Source Code: Beautiful
I always code for a single return statement at the end of a function but not for performance reasons, I just think it is easier to eyeball. I don't care what the compiler does with it. I hate trying to eye-debug a method/function that is peppered with return statements (aside from maybe a single "guard" statement at the top of the function), I inevitably miss one and go trundling down the wrong path, wasting a bunch of time in the process. My functions typically all end with "return retVal;" YMMV
Math

+ - Ramanujan's Deathbed Conjecture Finally Proven->

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jomama717
jomama717 writes "Another chapter in the fascinating life of Srinivasa Ramanujan appears to be complete:

While on his death bed, the brilliant Indian mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan cryptically wrote down functions he said came to him in dreams, with a hunch about how they behaved. Now 100 years later, researchers say they've proved he was right.

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Comment: Ad Injection (Score 2) 271

by jomama717 (#42305609) Attached to: Cox Comm. Injects Code Into Web Traffic To Announce Email Outage
Who's to say some significant fraction of popup adds we see in general browsing aren't injected by the ISPs? The actual content providers could be totally unaware while the ISPs are selling ad space on any site, what a cash cow.

ISP: Hey, company X - for $100,000 we can make sure your ads are seen on 3% of all requests in region R, on sites with content targeted at demographic D.
Company X: Is that legal?
ISP: Of course! It's right here on page 17 of the terms and conditions...

Why wouldn't they??

Comment: Re:Nice single point of attack (Score 4, Interesting) 271

by jomama717 (#42305489) Attached to: Cox Comm. Injects Code Into Web Traffic To Announce Email Outage
It's simpler than that, once ISP popups become a regularity blackhats have an incredibly simple popup to copy that people will assume is their ISP, so all must be well. "Click here, and enter your account ID to find out if you are affected"...

In fact, is everyone absolutely certain this is actually Cox and not some malware outbreak masquerading as the ISP?

Comment: Apple Automator (Score 1) 246

by jomama717 (#41665735) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Best Book Or Game To Introduce Kids To Programming?
I tinkered with this thing for a little pet project once and at that time decided that it would be a great tool for a child to become accustomed to the basic concept of programming. They can script simple macros with the visual widgets and then create more complex steps with shell script callouts and the such. There's a text-to-speech ("say" command) that is always a huge hit with kids, at least it was for me :)

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