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Journal Journal: I think I'm in love

with my proctologitht.

When I went to thee him yethterday I hid a single red rothe in my ass. When it wath time for the examination, he pulled out the rothe and said "HEY WHAT IS THIS?"

So I yelled "Ooh! Ooh! Read the card!"
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Journal Journal: I'm FAAAAAAAAABULOUS! 2

Look at me! I'm Jimmy_Thlimmy! I'm tho thexy, don't you think thweeties? I'd like to thank my hero, Richard Thimmonths, for his Thweating to the Oldies tapes for allowing me to keep my thin, boyish figure. If it wasn't for the mustache and ball-tickler goatee you might think I wath a teenager of something.

Leave me a methage, thweeties!


Going the speed of light is bad for your age.