Bad cooling? As long as you don't end up with Din's Fire, I guess. Though if it's that loud, don't they complain about that awful din? I guess you wouldn't have to worry about a Power failure, though.
(Sorry, that last one's a gold... er... rupee mine of jokes.)
One laptop of mine with amazing internal wireless capabilities got named khaydarin for its preternatural ability to communicate across space. The thing could get a signal just about anywhere, and was even able to call for help with VoIP over WWAN when my vehicle broke down somewhere my mobile phone got no service at all.