The only thing that came from The Onion is the four face pictures, which link back to The Onion itself.
Was the entire bit plagiarized from the Onion, or just the photos?
Does phrasing an accusation, say, that you're into child porn, as a question somehow render it less than a full accusation?
But we really do need a second major party in this country.
Save us both some time, and just send it to me...
Yes, YOUR economy. When your party had the white house and both chambers of congress you embraced this economy like the second coming. The policies that brought it about have not changed significantly since the changing of the POTUS. This is still YOUR economy.
I'll give you that the country remains on a Progressive course. However, the jackass in the room is the party that brought in ObamaCare, and the political targeting of American citizens by the IRS. But, again, you have a point: the Republicans who are speaking of reform, e.g. Cruz, are labeled as "extreme". We cannot be certain that a President McCain would've fared much better domestically, but that's all counter-factual.
In any case, do you have the courage to demand reform and an end to this idiotic Progressivism?