That is why it's News for Nerds.
Procedurally-generated and perma-death.
The celebrity reactions to Justice Scalia's passing are now coming in:
Do they suspect fowl play
Yes, and the quail are crowing about it.
I love doing therapeutic massage for people in pain.
That's interesting. I have a friend who's a really successful jazz bassist and makes a really good living doing session work. He went to study massage (shiatsu, etc) for the same reason. He says it has given him a renewed sense of purpose and has made his hands stronger and more dexterous, which is good for his bass playing. I was initially puzzled when he told me he was going to massage school, but now I get it.
New justices have already been named 18 times in an election year.
If I remember correctly, Scalia himself was named during Ronald Reagan's last year in office. And just to show how different things were back then, he was confirmed unanimously.
Domesticated farm animals put people out of business.
And in some parts of the country, sex robots will put domestic farm animals out of work.
Don't you have an election to win, Donald?
Thank you for being the only one to get my reference.
I thought the whole point of H1-Bs was to fill jobs that they couldn't find qualified applicants for?
That's just what they told everybody to get it in the door.
It's really about enriching companies by allowing them to undermine the labor market.
This is all about maximizing shareholder value, and fuck the people who actually live in your country
Welcome to the race to the bottom. The only winners are the corporations.
Well, the simple things are standing in a door frame or hiding below a table.
Can I just build a giant table and door frame over my house?
You can have an earthquake on every single point on the earth.
Thanks a lot. Way to spoil my weekend.
Einstein was loser. If he was so smart, why wasn't he rich?
The more you learn about him, the more you realize he was just lucky; he saw e=mc2 from Olinto de Pretto and he coasted for the rest of his life on that.
Einstein was just jealous of de Pretto's magnificent facial hair.
If you are so scared about earth quakes, why are you not even knowing the basic measures you can take?
I'm not afraid of earthquakes, because I don't frequent the hell-holes that have earthquakes.
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent. -- Sagan