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Comment: Re:Disable Networking (Score 1) 953

by jacobsm (#43519907) Attached to: Some Windows XP Users Can't Afford To Upgrade

Didn't you read the initial posting, or are you just being obstinate? These aren't average people. They're running a product that's required for their business, that only runs under XP. We were asked to come up with reasonable options, and the general consensus is to unplug these computers from the Internet.

I don't see your problem with the idea.

Comment: This is the true story (Score 3, Interesting) 397

by jacobsm (#43298133) Attached to: Most IT Admins Have Considered Quitting Due To Stress

A stranger came to visit Chelm, together with his very old, very skinny cow. The mayor of Chelm insisted the stranger stay in his home during that time and even made room in his own barn for the cow. The stranger was a little worried about being in a strange town, so, he hid his gold in the straw in the barn under his cow.
The next morning, the mayor walked into the barn to care for his animals, and he noticed the gold in the straw. He figured out that this cow, unlike all other cows, gave gold instead of milk. He was very excited!! He called a special meeting of the Chelm Town Council and insisted that they buy the cow from the stranger. They collected money from all the citizens in town. The mayor asked the stranger if he would be willing to sell the cow, and he offered double the usual price for a good milk cow. The stranger started to protest that the cow wasn't worth that much, but the mayor misunderstood and increased his offer. The more the stranger protested, the more the mayor offered. Finally, completely confused, the stranger agreed to sell. The mayor gave the scrawny cow the best stall in his barn. He fed her the very best feed in town. The next morning, the mayor approached the cow to milk her. As he started, he was very surprised to find that the cow gave...milk! And not even very good milk!! The mayor was annoyed. The stranger had sold him a cow that gave gold, but all he had gotten was milk! He reported back to the Town Council. They were angry. When they told the townspeople, everyone was furious! They decided to track down the stranger to get their money back. They found the stranger in the next town. With everyone yelling at him all at once, he had no idea what was going on, but eventually, he figured it out. He turned to the mayor and asked, "Did you feed the cow?" The mayor answered, "Of course we fed the cow! Do you think we don't know how to care for a cow?!!" The stranger answered, "Did you ever have a cow that gave gold before? Didn't you notice how scrawny she was when I came into town? There's only one way to get her to give gold... You have to stop feeding her! But, it took me weeks to teach her to not eat. This is what you have to do. Every day, feed her a little less. At the end of three weeks, you should be able to cut her down to eating nothing. The next day, milk her, and she will give gold again." The Chelmites look at the stranger, embarrassed about their previous anger at him. They return to Chelm and start the feeding regimen that the stranger told them. The cow got skinnier and skinnier, and the mayor of Chelm was very pleased. Until, one morning, on the very first day she would have gotten no food, the cow was found dead in her stall.

The people of Chelm were, of course, very disappointed. But they always looked back nostalgically on the day when, if only their cow hadn't died, they would have been the richest town in Poland...

Comment: A few things to look for and to ask (Score 1) 219

by jacobsm (#42280107) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Interviewing Your Boss?

1) Does the interviewee have a good chance to win in a game of 'Buzzword Bingo'?
2) Describe your management style?
2a) Do you manage upwards or downwards?
3) Describe what you did when 'shit hit the fan in a previous position.
4) Describe what you did when your team excelled in a situation.
5) Describe the hardest thing you have ever had to do as a manager.

All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain

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