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Comment: What kind of offense? (Score 2, Funny) 95

by ishiboo (#22970880) Attached to: US Cyber Command Reveals Plans To Hit Back At Cyber Threats
It sounds like a sweet job.

Step 1. All the computers owned by the government are turned into one giant botnet if they aren't already associated with one.
Step 2. Communicate. Rather than the usual chain of command, everything will be run out of an IRC channel on EFNET that has a key and is invite-only.
Step 3. DDos the middle east, Korea, etc.
Step 4. US Government starts selling shell cacounts for eggdrops.
Step 5. US Government gets into the warez business and opens up a porn site.

Ah, I miss growing up on IRC.

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