DM: "You walk into an underground chamber. At the other end of the chamber is a large chest with a lock. On either side of the chest is a marble pillar carved into the shape of a woman. The woman on the left has a sword and the woman on the right has a battle ax."
Thief: "I take out my lock-pick and walk to the--"
Magic-User: "Don't move! Those statues are going to come to life!"
Thief: "What makes you think that? That sounds quite unlikely to me."
Magic-User: "You're new around here, aren't you?"