...the small print taketh away."

...attend school an hour later than normal, at 10am...

My entire high school started at 7:30 a.m. every morning!

These kids had it better than most already.

Small quibble: this law doesn't give you a privacy right, it just makes opening mail illegal. Look to constitutional amendments for your rights.

The irony here is that nobody is going to verify your signature, so it's worthless. It could be fake, and nobody would ever know, because it's not worth it to check. Encryption and authentication are useless unless they're transparently applied and verified systematically because nobody's going to do that by hand all the time.

Unless you're a character in 24, and Jack Bauer commandeers your property for his own purposes.

Apple doesn't bend over backwards to preserve compatibility. They're just going to drop your app from the store if it doesn't work after upgrading the OS; hasn't that happened already?

It might have been as bad as it sounds, but I can also imagine it actually requiring two weeks for a new person to do the work you could do in a few hours. Depending on the complexity of your product/environment and the quality of your code, what could take you a few hours could take someone else weeks to dig into, investigate, and get working. The two weeks it took the junior might reflect the shitty code that's already been written (possibly by you), not their programming skills.

'Cyber', 'warriors', and 'troops' are embarrassing and funny, however this bill's focus on educating people about these issues is laudable, and I'm glad malicious behavior in other countries is a growing concern. But the way I see it, computer security laws disincentivize us from innovating technologies that remove known exploits, and instead we patch things up and wait for the same exploit to show up another day. Buffer overflows, injection attacks, spam, denial of service, malware, viruses, these are things we've chosen to prevent by punishment, rather than by enforcing survival of the fittest for the underlying technologies. I will have to deal with spam probably for the rest of my life, because law enforcement can only target so many spammers, and the smaller ones can get by. The responsibility is on the government to enforce good behavior, so there's no incentive for us to make anything better for ourselves.

While they're at it, they should also get rid of these. God, I hate them so. Never used them once, and they both force me to redo what I've already done. Just terrible. Mac keyboards don't have this cruft, I'm not sure why Lenovo catching up is newsworthy.

I've been reading IGN.com a long time, and I've consistently heard from the people there who stare at games all day long that 30 vs. 60 frames per second doesn't matter because it's hardly noticeable; it's the change in frame rate as you play that's noticeable and looks bad.