Please PLEASE have the things say, in a deep electronic voice, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." while walking. If they do that, I will buy all of them immediately.
Hello, my name is Rags.
Also, there's a moral issue with conscripting innocent animals into a war role. Apparently there's no such moral issue with using machines to kill people.
Yet dogs are in common use.
Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!
Back to the question: 15Mbps at home, but 100Mbps at work (after everyone else goes home.)