While I switched to Linux long before Windows got this feature, you might find the misnamed Magnifier useful:
Those are just the ones you hear about because they're the ones who gloat.
Compare to Whitey Bulger, who actually did keep a low profile, and it almost worked.
Hell, if they made one that worked on Verizon I'd buy it and use the SIM in my Galaxy Nexus for a few days just to play with it.
If Microsoft were serious about Windows Phone, they'd push harder to get it on the largest US network. Right now the only WP on Verizon is the HTC Trophy, which is two years old and doesn't do LTE.
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It can do Java out of the box.
But in all seriousness, add the right plugins and wait for it to load and Eclipse will blow everyone out of the water.