I demand more research investigating this fart-rain connection. The fact that there is none proves a conspiracy by the fart-denialists!
True. Having two left eyes or two right eyes would be awkward.
Yes it is: just ask Picasso's models.
And, of course, if Obama suggests congress do something reasonable, they're CERTAINLY not going to wave their arms and scream about what a terrible idea it is, and how it would turn our country into a Socialist state...
It's not illegal to be an irresponsible asshole, and they have the same legal rights as polite people.
Came here to say this.
Personally I'm waiting for[...] "Oww my balls" to air
That was an act on "America's Got 'Talent' " a few seasons ago. It even went through a few rounds. No $#!@. I haven't watched since.
Correct: we have one of these, so I immediately went to perform the update just to find it was already done.
Thank you: that's the first reasonable explanation I've heard for why the data misrepresentation might occur. It seems obvious now that it's spelled out, but many others seem to have overlooked that reasoning as well.
So then "How Far [you are] Traveling For the Holidays" would be the total amount of driving needed for both holidays.
I say Happy Holidays if I want someone to have happy holidays. I say Merry Christmas if I want them to have a Merry Christmas and then contract AIDS while being raped by rabid gorillas on New Years Day, which happens to be another upcoming holiday... I mean New Years, not Gorilla Rape Day: that's no fun at all.
Perhaps more "been given some helpful information" — are conversations really fights?!
Them's fightin' words, buddy!
I don't think you can argue that building dams is a requirement of survival. It is disconnected from evolution.
It is certainly not disconnected from evolution: they started doing for some reason, and continued to do it as they evolved. Maybe at some point it WAS a matter of survival, such as lowering down-stream water levels so larger water predators couldn't swim up-stream to get at them.
The auto-transcribed document wouldn't be able to identify who is speaking at any given time.