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Comment The OS for business. (Score 1, Troll) 344

This is how social justice warrior feminists destroy companies, by imposing their own sense of self-hatred on their customers.

This is how Microsoft wins acceptance for Cortana in the workplace.

The geek who wants to remain employable leaves his blow-up dolls at home and doesn't expect his corporate assigned PDA to double as a sex toy.

Comment Re:So Let Me Get This Straight (Score 1) 231

I use MS products every bloody day. We upgraded to a Server 2012 network last year, we run Exchange 2010, all our workstations run Windows, with Office on them.

I have to deal with its often inelegant solutions to automation and remote administration (seriously, at one point we had GUI "scripting"). Yes, they've built better tools than they had, but all those tools ever seem to do is demonstrate the old maxim; those that don't understand Unix are doomed to re-implement it badly. Even Powershell is just gawdawful hard to use, and while it's better than the collection vbscript files, batch files, registry files and the like that came before it, I still find the process of Windows scripting just dreadful.

Windows needs Bash and the standard Unix toolkit, badly. Yes, there might be some kludges here and there, but WTF is the registry but just a bunch of setting/value pairs in a hierarchy. We were using text-based tools ten years ago to manipulate it, building registry files or using CLI registry utilities. Binary data was a pain, to be sure, but most of the registry is all just plain text.

Comment Re:So Let Me Get This Straight (Score 1) 231

And it's not as if Exchange is easy. Yes, there's the brain dead configuration that comes out of the box, but if you want to do anything like advanced filtering it suddenly becomes very complex. We run Exchange 2010 where I work, and a few months ago I wanted to do some scripting on incoming emails to a specific mailbox. Certainly possible, but man oh man, between being forced to work in Powershell and the awkwardness of Exchange itself, I ended up implementing it on the Postfix server that sits between the Exchange server and the network. Postfix passes off the message via STDIO to my Bash script, I pulled out the attachments I need to save elsewhere for further processing, and it's been humming like a charm ever since.

Maybe some of it has to do with the fact that I'm a *nix guy, and it's more familiar terrain, but I really can't get over just difficult Powershell and Exchange can be, where the *nix philosophy just makes things so much easier.

Comment Re:So Let Me Get This Straight (Score 3, Interesting) 231

Gosh, what did we ever do before Windows 2000? Authentication by clay tablet?

It's the egocentric nature of MS's claims, that somehow computing couldn't be done without its products, that pisses me off the most. It denies an absolute vast amount of work done in these areas for decades before derivative technologies like AD even existed

Just like how Redmondites are doubtless cheering the innovation of giving Windows admins what everyone else has had for decades. This isn't a moment for pride at Redmond, but the moment when if fully recognizds just how shabbily it treated people stuck trying to do automation on its amazingly incoherent platform.

Comment Re: Turd (Score 5, Interesting) 231

What do you mean no rhyme or reason? The basic toolset; cat, sh, mv, rm, and so forth are mnemonics. The point being to make the commands as short as possible while retaining some semblance of meaning. For me Powershell's absurdly verbose naming scheme is as good a sign as any that Microsoft has never really understood CLI work.

Comment Re:So Let Me Get This Straight (Score 1) 231

So essentially it took until 2009 for Microsoft to even begin to admit that RPC, a few rather crappy scripting host options and RDP were inadequate, but it took them over six more years to finally implement what is pretty much the gold standard of encrypted TTY interfaces.

Maybe this is part of the turning over a new leaf, but I can't help but imagine that the next version of Microsoft's coursework will announce how innovative all of this, much as it went around declaring how innovative Powershell was, when all it really is is an overly complicated descendant of Bash, inelegant, overly verbose and unnecessarily convoluted. But yes, it is the best solution MS has ever come up with to remotely administer servers in a programmatic way.

What a bloody pity they just didn't admit their long battle against *nix was idiotic, and just implement Bash and the standard toolset. But then, I guess the obfuscation which has been so much a part of NT and its descendants' success would disappear as well.

I just hope all the Redmondites see the irony of MS sitting around for two decades declaring NT's superiority because, you know, Windows and all, and now essentially reinventing, badly in many cases, what the Unix ecosystem has had for decades.

Comment Linux's Big Chance (Score 1) 529

OK this is Linux's Big Chance. The nost savvy most technically literate most intelligent people are going to, for the first time, really really be looking for alternatives to Windows because of this shit. I know I am (not to say I qualify as any of the above). Those people, that 5-10% decide for their familes, their inlaws their friends their co-workers what's cool, what's great and what you shoudl avoid.

So is Linux ready or does it still expect its everyday users to be keen to memorize lots and lots of magical incantations - "sudo apt etc etc etc etc" - in order to really GetShitDone?

Every time I wanted to do something on previous version of Ubuntu- purpotedly the most user-friendly version of Linux out there- I quickly found myself instructed by the cognesceti to solemnly intone this and that long incantation into the darkness of a dos prompt. That's a deal breaker.

Does anyone in Linux-land really understand that very basic fact? People know how to use my computers by memorizing trails through GUIs. That mimics how primitve people (people like me and and you) learned to navigate and find their way around the real world; they used signposts and landmarks to remind them where to do next. Folks, accept it- this is how are brains are wired to find things in a complex environment.

Text is NOT how we are wired to find things. We have no good memory for text- it's always an explicit labor of memorization. And those memories are remarkably frail and subject to confusion with similar text-based memories. That's why indexes and filing cabinets and encyclopedias are alphabetical- because otherwise we'd never find that thing we were looking at before just by remembering where it was last time.

But I can remember how to get to the store, how to get home, where that vacation camp is that I last visited 20 years ago. Because it's a trail, just the kind of thing my brain is specialized to remember, with landmarks thattrigger further memories, landmarks which effectively let me offload the work of explicit memorization.

So.. do we have a real GUI in Linux yet or am I going to have to sudo apt my way around still? Because this is most definitely the magical moment Linux has been waiting for - the Gigantic, Customer-Alienating, Self-Inflcited, Grand Windows Fuck Up.

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