I didn't actually intend to. This was about 15 years ago. I got hired to take care of payroll at a warehouse, which was a completely paper-based process. I suggested that I could transfer the whole operation onto a computer and be more efficient. They said go ahead, but for security be sure to password protect it.
It ended up taking me only a couple of hours to do what had been an all-day job, and naively I told them this and suggested that there were other areas of operation in the plant I could similarly improve. Instead, the next day they canned me - they wouldn't say why, only "It just isn't working out."
The day after that I was glumly poking through the classifieds when I got the call
"Hi, how are you doing?"
"Well, I'm unemployed. That doesn't help."
"Ah, yes... well. Say, you know your payroll system? It's password protected."
"Yes, I know. You asked me to do that." A little bubble of joy started in my chest.
"Well, could you tell me what the password is?"
"I could... but I don't work for you any more, do I?" Then I hung up.
Oh, all the raw data was still available on paper, but I'll bet it took them weeks to straighten it all out completely.
Echoing through the cave, you hear a voice in the distance call out "I before E except after C".
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