Given that his username was "Zsfgseg," I guess we have no trouble discerning which hand was the one responsible for the deadly orgasm.

Or maybe he just couldn't understand it as English appears to be the poster's 3rd or 4th language.

If 50-something% want A,B, then C, and 50-something% want C,B then A, then 100something% voted and I demand a recount.

Nokia are? Then what is a Nokium?

Ever heard of 911? or 112, 999, etc.

Apparently not "too soon" for the mods ;)

Aren't martinis made with gin?

The "return" key is that one above the right shift....

"their" is not gender-neutral singular. It's plural. "an average slashdotter" is presumably one person.

Such as "very small" for instance

No, Cessna makes the Citation. Not Boeing.

If I stand in front of my microwave oven with it running I CAN feel it in my eyes. As can my mother and my older sister. My father, older brother, and younger brother all can not. I would be perfectly willing to do so blindfolded and earplugged and bet money that I could tell you when it was running and when it was not. Also, if you've ever talked on a GSM cell phone for an extended time you might similarly have felt a headache on one side of your brain. Only happened to me with GSM (TDMA) though, never with CDMA.

Speaking of planets, while you're shopping for Saturn vehicles, we've given you an easy way to keep information for the next time you visit Saturn.com. With My Saved Info! Yes, that was seriously in the "square."

loser

I just saved time by some words.