Comment: Meh (Score 1) 123
Outer space is a hostile environment for humans, characterized by an airless vacuum, thermal extremes, ionizing radiation and speeding micro meteoroids.
Don't go there then.
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Comment: Old (Score 5, Funny) 43
Haven't yet worked out how to make it visible to the naked eye, though.
Comment: *Rorschach voice* (Score 1) 130
Comment: Re:Stop delaying the inevitable. (Score 4, Funny) 145
"the template system started turning into an ugly programming language" - ah, any sufficiently complex system eventually evolves to contain a limited, broken version of Common Lisp. Stop delaying the inevitable!
LEEEEEEEROOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINNSSS
Comment: Re:I think it's no coincidence (Score 4, Funny) 126
I like to imagine that the back-story is: the birds are angry because they are in biological warfare with their piggy enemies. Avian flu... swine flu...
Comment: Re:Is the price really that horrible? (Score 3, Insightful) 120
When Nvidia puts out a $500 card, it's attractively priced. When AMD puts out a faster card for 10% less, it draws complaints about the price from the same reviewer. What gives?
To be fair, that review you linked is from November 2010. Perhaps second-hand 580s are better value or something.
Comment: But... (Score 3, Informative) 120
No, seriously... last time I tried to install Ubuntu with an ATI card (a few months ago), I couldn't get dual monitors to work correctly.
The restricted drivers exist, but are unstable, awkward and painful. Linux and Nvidia - a bit better in my experience..
Comment: Re:What number am I thinking of? (Score 1) 147
69 dude!
This is odd, all the blood is draining out of his brain, and a small tent has appeared in his.... oh!
Comment: Re:10 CENTIMETERS NOT INCHES!!!! (Score 4, Funny) 421
That's what she said..
Comment: Politics in a nutshell (Score 5, Insightful) 452
You trade your passion for glory
+ - Microscopic plastic debris damaging marine life->
In order to identify how widespread the presence of microplastic was on shorelines, the team took samples from 18 beaches around the globe, including the UK, India and Singapore.
"We found that there was no sample from around the world that did not contain pieces of microplastic.""
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+ - It's Time To Fork Ubuntu-> 1
This way while Ubuntu will retain (and bring back) old/loyal users and also attract new users who want ease of use and a familiar interface, it will also satisfy the enthusiasts."
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Comment: OMG (Score 3, Funny) 68
1) There are hackers on the Internet
2) Foreign capitalists also engage in criminal activity
3) Noone cares about Australian click-throughs