Only a few hundred? Great! I'll get them delivered. Just set up a small box down-town with a charging socket on a post and a sign that says, "Free for the first 2 months - Leaf and Volt owners only!" That way my delivery people know that they're bringing you the wire for free. They'll drive the wire to your collection station and attach them to let you know they're ready to be harvested. I'll throw in some batteries too if you're willing to invest in a pry-bar.
As far as the delivery of the cow... I'm willing to take it piece-by-piece as long as the remaining balance stays refrigerated.
Seriously though, my state has quite a few trees, but driving out to them kind of defeats the purpose of going "green". It's more recreational. Planting them close-by is just unfeasible. A potted cactus maybe, but certainly not a proper tree.