Google translate exist for a reason, you can even translate the whole page. It is not perfect but a good approximation.

Aren't most of them stuck at this flat earth thing and trying to convince the rest of the town their flat earth theory is the only one worth worshipping?

Like, a useless thread is popular? Dang, I just hit a circular redundant conundrum!

Number stations and one time pads already fill the need for "spy proof" communication.

many == you can count them; much == there is a lot of it but not easily quantifiable. So much air above my head, so many cars on the roundabout!

You are the product as in "we are selling brain time", not unlike TV.

its role is to help implement the fixthings() api... duh!

So, I have a new display 60 times a second? A new car engine 700-5000 time a second? The computer is a huge calculator. You don't have a different calculator every time you enter a new equation, its capability is the same.

These days, the slow news days are as abundant as cheap crap videos on youtube...

Come on, this is about a guy plying a song on a guitar. This is nothing more than gossip. Where is the science?

Virtual atomic testing, cosmological constants, protein folding, the latest FPS, etc.

My bet is on levelling tables on uneven floor.

Sure, you just won a million dollars! I will just need your full name, SSN, address, date of birth, copy of your birth certificate and driver licence, bank acoount number and your pin for processing before I send your check!

This would be ok on TMZ... someone beat the editor!

Look for dead zones in ocean. That scares me more than anything else.