Well, if this is from the North Koreans, they definitely got the last laugh from the panicky reaction. They got the money shot they were looking for, and *all you had to do was, act naturally*. Award winning material was provided by all. Thank you all very much, ladies and gentlemen, the check is in the mail. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Ah, but the real comedy is the reaction to the threats. Worth every penny. And now that we know these kind of threats actually work, we should see some regular old extortion and blackmail pretty soon. Sounds like a real money maker, better than real estate.
Eh, sometimes the magic works. Don't spend it all at once
You mean you didn't get your $1.99 credit voucher(void where prohibited by law. not valid with other promotions)? I'd sue if I were you
You are catatonic...
However they signed off on them.
Yeah? So what?! That's why they got the damn job! They were hired to 'sign off'. Who the hell do you think paid the money to get you idiots to vote for them? Man, this is too stupid. You're now playing the part of a complete moron. Or maybe it comes natural to you. The apathy comes from you all just voting for the first thing you see on the damn TV, and I hardly endorse that. You endorse complicity and acquiescence, and plain old following along. That is far worse than apathy. It would be better for you to stay home. And stop trying to obligate people to vote for your candidate with your 'lesser evil' and ' viable candidate' and 'throwing away your vote' bullshit. See because, screw you, you're simply selling your vote to the highest bidder, the guy who falsely promises you the most free stuff or the least tax.
the FBI has officially concluded that the North Korean government is behind the attack.
Due to the sensitive nature of the investigation, you'll have to trust us on this, just like with that other big thing 13 years ago.
Carter, Reagan, and Bush, etc, they didn't make those decisions. They were hired to execute them. Please, stop. I've been laid off from various jobs also, I don't blame the president. He had nothing to do with it. It was business. All you guys, you're still in this box. I don't get it. Maybe you find comfort doing this stuff.
Of course the slogan writers would have proof readers...
No, the only question is: How come mini-me is taller than Dr. Evil?
They got the numbers. It wouldn't take much of a push. These two are a gift! Bigger than a Reagan revival
Remember, to the coward and the timid, they look like heroes, taking action!
The slogan is unbeatable: 'I would do it again in it a minute' That is exactly what people want to hear.
I can call you many things. 'Useless' is not one of them. Indeed you are very dependable. Service is your calling. You too, stand beside the sweet talking devil.
Here we are in the pre-season (yeah, if year 'round is seasonal) and the ideal campaign is shaping up thusly: Cheney/Nugent vs. Warren/Franken. Kinda of a Blofeld vs. Smalley thing. And even here it will be down to the wire... Hillary will spend her twilight years working the room after Henry leaves the building.
The REAL Team America!