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Journal Journal: *I love good music* 1

*So do I, let's get out of here*

You crazy motherfuckers gotta lighten up...

What the hell am I doing that compels a response?? I mean, there are quite a few here that can operate their little echo chambers and completely blow me off. Try following their example here, as well as the ballot box, where you already do... and be happy. You won't find me outside the swamp chasing after anybody evangelizing my bullshit. I just leave the door open, so you know the routine.

United Kingdom

Journal Journal: Does this mean anything?

Mr Corbyn was a 200-1 outsider when the three-month contest began.

Will anything come of it? Or is the party just putting on a different mask?

I only ask because, as a famous person once said, "Anything can happen."

I'm kind of counting on it...

The Matrix

Journal Journal: A typical conversation with Mr. Smith: 2

*Me*: "But, the centrifuges went from zero to 5,000."

*Mr. Smith*: "Well, they may have well have gone but that happened on Obama's watch, not on our watch."

*Me*: "No, no, no. By 2009, they were at 5,000."

*Mr. Smith*: "Right. But, I think we did... uhh... a lot to deal with the arms control problem in the Middle East."



Journal Journal: Mike Huckabee and the law 39

"Well, you obey it if it's right."

I want all the fence jumpers to know that they don't have to feel guilty for any violations.


Journal Journal: I guess New Orleans really is dead 4

Just washed away and scattered. Not that it matters now, but we all know it didn't have to happen. All the technical issues were trivial. Application is left wanting. I can only lament that the same people responsible continue to be rewarded and offered one chance after the other to do more of the same to whoever remains.

It's not New Orleans anymore. It's Orleans *Coffee Crystals*. They promise they won't know the difference. Well, maybe the tourists won't...


Journal Journal: National Borders are Racist 17

A microcosm of what some of our republican friends want to see in the US. This is the nature of the beast. I don't know if any famous democrats are so starkly honest about it.

I suppose I should remind anyone who thinks this is okay not to complain if, by some freak accident of fate, it ever happens to them. Get'n m'drift?

User Journal

Journal Journal: Two very simple statements: 50

1) All people born the the United States are US citizens* **

2) Opposition to equal rights and privileges under the law is bigotry

Please show any and all rationalizations in whatever refutations you may put forth.

*I am curious if anybody wants to change that.



**Okay let's print the interesting bits:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

'subject to the jurisdiction thereof'... It looks like some people are going to try and pull a fast one saying that undocumented people are 'not under US jurisdiction', which is bullshit. That only applies to diplomats and other foreign officials that are protected from the court system. Undocumented people, on the other hand, are completely subject to any whim of the state, definitely subject to the jurisdiction thereof...

User Journal

Journal Journal: I am very impressed by the lack of respect for women 17

I am very disappointed with the lack of pushback. Maybe I shouldn't be. Maybe from the individual perspective, it's no biggie, not enough to motivate any collective action anyway. The only accurate documentation we have are the voting records. Media polls and surveys are worse than anecdotal responses. There's not enough medical records. I mean, at the end of the day, the costumes come off, have some dinner, starting humping like rabbits, take some pills... and tomorrrow's just another day at the office. Why mess up a good thing? Don't believe the TV, people are happy!

But mom! He started it!

"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol..." -- Crazy Nigel