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Journal: Fantasy 'football'.. kinda, sorta...

Journal by fustakrakich

Here we are in the pre-season (yeah, if year 'round is seasonal) and the ideal campaign is shaping up thusly: Cheney/Nugent vs. Warren/Franken. Kinda of a Blofeld vs. Smalley thing. And even here it will be down to the wire... Hillary will spend her twilight years working the room after Henry leaves the building.

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Journal: Ô Capitaine ! Mon Capitaine !

Journal by fustakrakich

You are so right! I have no business comparing a storm trooper to the emperor. I have found the the evil in a man's heart is completely limp when measured against what he does with his hands. It's like equating infinity with nothing. They actually cannot be compared. The difference between dictation and execution is so vast that it goes... unnoticed! To where it comes full circle and becomes the same thing in the eyes of far too many.

No no no! The storm trooper is far worse than the emperor! They are the emperor's hands!

Oh, and I feel no shame standing in front of anybody here...

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Journal: If you want to win unconditional surrender at ALL costs, no matter what... 42

Journal by fustakrakich

Then Dick Cheney is your man... One of the very few who, at the right price, will do anything you ask. And he did tell the truth. The CIA had full authorization, and that includes full consent of 98% of the people who voted. And he said he'd do it again in a minute. Your kind of guy, no? Put him back on the GOP ticket, and guess which amongst you would vote for him. Shouldn't be too difficult. And the democrats? Being the dumbasses they are, we already know what's up with them. Do we really need to waste space yammering about them anymore? Morons...

And while I'm on the subject, is there anybody who reads this JE who can honestly tell me they are against torture, no matter what? Don't give me any conditions of any kind. It's either yes or no. I expect, but probably will not receive the proper one word answer to the question. In fact I really expect no response at all, but maybe I could be pleasantly surprised. I really only want to know how much real physical savagery is permissible.

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Journal: Eat it, you damn bigots! Eat it raw! 5

Journal by fustakrakich

This is what is meant by religious freedom ...

You really need to have your noses rubbed in your own shit. But then please, clean it off, hop into the truck and head over to your church to celebrate on January 16th the true meaning of liberty... Bring your own ammo...

Funny that it was the Baptists of all people that pushed this. It seems that whatever happened to them is what later turned the republican faction into what it is today. When did the baptists become dixiecrats? What turned them into the most prominent bigots in the US? And how did this particular faction so successfully coopt what was really one of the greatest propagators of American civil rights? All the way up to....uh oh.. the 80s??? Oh shit... You don't think... he did it, do you? Oh, please! Say it ain't so! No no no! This can't be! That would be like discovering the greatest heroes of the American 'Revolution' were... FRENCH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! HEELLLPP MEEE!!!

*rah rah rah... That's the spirits we have here...*

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