You should move to one of those utopian failed states.
I remember an occasion back when phones were first becoming popular, when I was at a hamburger stand and there were five girls in a nearby booth. Four of them were talking on the phone, and the other was sitting looking incredibly bored. It really struck me at the time - why go out with friends and spend the time yakking on the phone?
Oh cool - can I have user ID 666 then, since you won't need it any more?
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings