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1. Hillary Clinton maintains her faux-mentum and sweeps the delegates!
2. Rudy Guiliani makes a shocking comeback and 9/11s his way to nomination!
3. Mike Bloomberg throws his moneybag into the ring!

Now all I need to do is figure out their running mates, and some scenario where Bloomberg gets a nonzero number of electors.

Purely for the aesthetic symmetry of it, I'd want HRC to win a one-term Presidency: Bush 88, Clinton 92, Clinton 96, Bush 00, Bush 04, Clinton 08. Then either she declines to run again (maybe Bill keeps sleeping with her interns) or, preferably, she loses the 2012 primary to a Neo-Dem upstart.