It wasn't a irascible old doctor, was it?
Find a good dowser, you know, successful. Ask nicely if you can watch him work. Keep track of the fruits of his labor, you know, if the well produces or not. Seems simple enough, worked for me.
I guess you could try http://dowsers.org/ , There is a Google map there
I was thinking gunpowder, phosphorus and ball bearings; but I like your options better.
It is a rational enough solution that the military used it successfully in Vietnam to find Charlies tunnels.
I've actually seen a dowser work, actually seen spots found to drill water, oil and gas wells that paid off!
Everything is a pseudoscience until some geek FINDS the rationality in it.
From what I have seen, dowsing involves getting your brain to an alpha state, a relaxed mode and letting what amounts to intuition guide you. Whether the dowser then utilizes an L-shaped rod, a pendulum, a stick, a sausage or whatever is of no matter, as it is only a visual indicator of their "intuition", actuated by their hand.
Apparently, some abilify themselves to dowse, some just don't get it, and it takes some practice. I suggest tossing a handful of coins around the lawn to practice finding, or identifying your water and sewer lines. I'm not terribly good beyond these excercises, but it has come in handy finding folks their lines so they don't dig into them to plant trees in their yard.
At least make it dangerous on a familiar consumer level. I want to see a place to launch torpedoes from. Maybe a couple spear-gun mounts for shark hunting.
If it ends badly, it needs to go out like a sub, not an underwater go-cart. 400 ft., jeez.
The part that has me giggling is; cops are so fucking ignorant, it's only a matter of seconds before one of their Log/Pass gets spread around long enough for anyone on the internet to D/L anyones details.
NSA is stupid for providing it
FBI is stupid for approving it
Local cops are just plain stupid.
The Kochs shill for their holdings in power companies by spreading bullshit about wind and solar power.
The Kochs shill for Mike Pompeo so he will do their dirty work in Washington.
It wouldn't surprise me to find that they hold stock in some major ISPs.
It wouldn't surprise me to find that they have private nurses to give the enema bag that little extra squeeze.
I'm so tired of hearing how they claim to be Libertarian. I swear they registered just for the publicity.
BUT, it's o.k. they're old and will die soon.
I've stored my beer on a space foam mattress in the tornado shelter.
I'm ready for the nukes to drop.
I certainly didn't do it.
You probably didn't do it.
That leaves only the overlords, themselves.
It's all a set up, with a scapegoat, as usual. This wouldn't make a decent T.V. show,lacks imagination. Therefore I suspect government tomfoolery in all of this.
They already did the socialist thing though.
Plenty of people on the "tube" with testimonials
Who can you trust? People claiming experience or studies backed by big pharma and a government owned by business interest counter to popularization?
Then there is history.
That explains those odd posts with my U.I.D.....
I thought it meant I had blacked out and one of the others took over...
It has begun....
I've seen CFLs outperform HPS at the same wattage. Jeez! Did it outperform!
Wouldn't it be more effective to open more trade with Russia and introduce them to more of our culture? That'll put them flat on their ass. Give them all the Coke, Meth, Gay Rights, Westboro Baptist, Al Sharpton, Ku Klux Klidiots, Hollywood, Ferguson and throw in a GIANT Double Helping of Illegal Mexican Immigrants who want rights, Indian Casinos, Kochs, Polygamous Mormons, "potpourri", industrial pork, McDonalds, WalMart, PBS and Diane Feinstein. Just see if that doesn't set them back a ways...