you might want to google for "OnLive"
Is it that hard to ask your favorite search engine? Their Apple ID was disabled, so what do you do - how about just resetting your password? http://support.apple.com/kb/TS2446 They weren't "banned" because they got jailbroken phones, sheesh...
Was the story already thought to be too realistic that the author had to tag it with "aprilfools"? c'mon!
i think it would be pretty awesome if all those people who can't use their native language well enough to express their mood/feelings with words would just magically go offline
... that would be a great day!
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