Just kidding. They have legs and tails. They just like to sit there and torture the dogs that are going by.
I am the geek of the office and my subject is Electronic Discovery. You would not believe how scared lawyers get when they see the E-Discovery name. So, I was thinking about including some Matrix quotes. But, I can't quite get there. A young attorney in our office thought it would really be fun to call it.. www.whatyouneedtoknowaboutediscovery.com/helpme.
I still think that the Matrix with the blue or red pill works but I cannot come up with a title. What I am trying to say is that lawyers freak out with terms like metadata. They are scared and do not know how to handle "documents" online. I need a funny title to reinforce this. I will teach a good class but I am trying to get them to come to my class first. I think I am too geeky.
I hope you guys can help. Thanks.
And no...I do not have a stalker or any other life threatening reason to delete my JE's. I will explain later.