Nipples. I'm still giggling like a girl (with nipples).
Do girls without nipples not giggle?
My orthodontist played football in HS and college. He always advised kids not to play it: knee damage, concussions, damage to teeth and jaw - mouth guards only give you so much protection
You would think an orthodontist would encourage kids to play football.
Yeah and injuries pulling a muscle pretending your hurt and in agony every time you fall.
That is hilarious. I wish I had mod points.
Can you do masturbation wrong?
Perhaps if you mistake super glue for lubricant.
This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance. - Steven Wright, comedian