Elaine: Well here's the thing. Being a woman, I only really have access to the, uh... equipment, what, thirty, forty-five minutes a week. And that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who *own* this equipment, and have access to it twenty-four hours a day, their entire lives.
Jerry: You can't. That's why they lose very few players.
Elaine: Yeah, I guess I never really stood a chance.
Nipples. I'm still giggling like a girl (with nipples).
Do girls without nipples not giggle?
My orthodontist played football in HS and college. He always advised kids not to play it: knee damage, concussions, damage to teeth and jaw - mouth guards only give you so much protection
You would think an orthodontist would encourage kids to play football.
Yeah and injuries pulling a muscle pretending your hurt and in agony every time you fall.
That is hilarious. I wish I had mod points.
Can you do masturbation wrong?
Perhaps if you mistake super glue for lubricant.