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Recently the family was at a hotel. I asked Danny to get me my shoes his reply was, "No. I can't. I'm naked." He was, in fact, naked at that point.

Several days later I asked him to do something:

Me: Danny, beer me!

Danny: No, I can't. I'm naked.

Me: (looking at him) No you aren't. You're totally wearing clothes.

Danny: Not anymore.

And then Danny was naked. In my living room. Naked as the day he was untimely ripp'd from mother's womb.

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No, I can't. I'm naked.

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You have to admit it's a pretty good excuse.

So. I was really bored of seeing that other topic. So I started this one. It's not really a topic. It's place holder.

I don't seem to be able to respond to JEs! Punishment for spending time with Multiply? Hmmmm.

OK, I did it. Now leave me alone!

http://mrsparkle.multiply.com/

Fucking fantastic... now I can't sign in at all!

What killed Anna Nicole Smith?

Broken heart?
Same drug mix that killed her son?
Howard K Stern?
Trimspa?
Ninjas?