"Fluent in Java as well as Klingon", Weird Al from "White and Nerdy"

Does it work on oil spills or only terrorist induced disasters?

Year of the Linux Desktop! Seriously, Windows 7 seems to have answered many of the complaints of Vista. "I'm a PC and designed Windows 7 (by complaining loudly)."

I'm thinking "Celebrity Apprentice" or some other pseudo-celebrity reality show.

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!

And people were up in arms about President Obama speaking in the schools? I'd much rather have an inspirational speech by our president than propaganda by a private organization.

It's called "Johnny Cab".

"IP numbers are protected (in Swedish)". I did not know you could translate IP numbers from one language to another! Perhaps you pronounce it with diphthongs.

Beowulf Cluster

But will you run on Linux? Will you be hosted? What about backups? Oops, wrong limb driver - kernel panic. Sorry.