I sincerely hope moderators understand tongue in cheek humor.
Surely you jest. These are, after all, slashdot moderators you're talking about. I think you're just as likely to get scathing comments from people rampaging at the (overly literal) idea that we should fire nukes into the sun. "But you'll set the sun on fire! Think of the children!" et al.
Now that I've mentioned it as well, I expect similar results.
Erm... I think TrueCrypt would be more secure with less effort. IMHO.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.