For a good time call Betty 555-1212
Can Betty sue the bathroom wall this is written on?
Can she sue the school where the bathroom is located?
Can she sue Sharpie for creating the pen it was written with?

And I really thought I'd be in management by now. But I really hate meetings.

Yes. Darwin's system. When a company gets hacked and customer's information is taken, they lose business. If they get hacked enough, they go out of business. Do the customers get hurt? Sure. They get smarter too. If a company is smart and secures their data, then they don't get hacked and they keep their customers and the customers don't get hurt. More laws are not always the best answer.