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Journal Journal: Hello stalkers!

If you are reading this, you are probably a stalker. Who are you stalking, you may ask? Why, me, of course!

So if you are stalking me, let me know, because it will probably be flattering or something, I guess.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.