They found a hammer in this kid's house...a fucking HAMMER.
Damn those weapons of thumb destruction!
But I believe there was a mistake during copyediting: they actually found McHammer at his home. The only logical step was to arrest him.
In other news, the producers of Tool Time were raided this morning, looking for more evidence.
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings: (7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too hard to write.